Gertsen
Named after 19th-century revolutionary writer Alexander Gertsen, this club is anything but revolting. Gertsen is on Gertsen Street, now rename Bolshaya Nikitskaya, around the corner from the Kremlin and caters for the face control crowd. The doorman will check you out on the videophone before letting you in. Inside small lounges run off hallways to a dancefloor the size of a handbag. It’s all very cool but not particularly buzzing quite yet.